Last night I had the weirdest dreams. I dreamed happily that Keifer Sutherland gave me a Harley and I rode it all over town in my black miniskirt and red Mary-Janes. Wow. I must say, Keifer Sutherland is looking good.
Anyway, then I dreamed I had a naked pillow fight with my best friend and we tore the house apart only to have our husbands (my husband didn’t have a face) come home to broken furniture and feathers everywhere.
Get this – the shocker in my sleep was not that I was naked and wailing on my best friend with a pillow that was spewing feathers – the shocker was that I was married. WTF?
So, yeah. I think it was the tea I drank right before falling asleep and considering I got A Harley and Keifer out of the deal – I might just have another cup tonight.
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