03.27.07

Abundance of Jensen

Posted in The business of living, Supernatural at 1:50 pm by Athena

Evidently, the majority of my page hits are coming from searches for that Jensen Ackles guy, which means I should stop typing his name on my blog….

Of course, I also get random search responses from Google for lines such as “I want to fondle my cousin’s breasts”, “I want to hurt my loved ones”, “I lost something under the refrigerator”.  When I get notices on my dashboard about the searches that have led to me, I can’t help but panic and wonder what I wrote that led a search like – “I want to hurt my loved ones” to show up on the Blissquest.  Holy Crap, Batman! What did I write that got me to pop up on that search?

There seems to be no rhyme or reason for some of the searches I get caught in.  Anyway, to avoid anymore searching for the Jensen, I am hereby referring to him in my Supernatural posts as Jackles. Hopefully, this will cut down on the poor, lost, lusting teenyboppers who come to my site looking for their hottie and finding pictures of my boobs and random ranting. Because as of the moment I’m sure there are at least a hundred teenage girls in therapy somewhere in the US because they were hoping to find him online, and got my site instead. 

If you are one of these lost-girls looking for Jensen Ackles I have a few suggestions for your search process.  Seriously.  Try using the Google toolbar for pictures if that’s what you want, or type “jpg” at the end of your search phrase.  Also, if you want valid information try putting “official” somewhere in the search criteria.  You can also try a search for “fanlisting” or go straight to IMDB and follow links off his page.

That’s the best I can do for ya, it’s up to you now. 

I am not an official fan of the Jackles nor am I affiliated with him in any way whatsoever – except the occasional posting in which I make sarcastic and or snide remarks.  I apologize for not responding to emails with any sincerity about why I don’t actually know the guy or how to reach him.  If however, you want to know more about what I think of select Supernatural episodes, feel free to stop in from time to time and catch up.

From now on I will try to censor myself a little better so my searches through Google don’t get swamped by JENSEN ACKLES.

I hope that sarcasm came through….

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