An actual conversation – I swear to god, I can’t make this shit up – I’m just not that creative.
A: Can I ask you a weird question?
B: (shrugs) sure.
A: Does the inside of your vagina feel sort of, you know, when you reach in and touch it does it feel sort of like a brain?
B: I’ll have you know, I think my twat is very intelligent.
Better than fiction, people. Better than fiction!
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