05.26.08
The smart snatch….
An actual conversation – I swear to god, I can’t make this shit up – I’m just not that creative.
A: Can I ask you a weird question?
B: (shrugs) sure.
A: Does the inside of your vagina feel sort of, you know, when you reach in and touch it does it feel sort of like a brain?
B: I’ll have you know, I think my twat is very intelligent.
Better than fiction, people. Better than fiction!
megan said,
May 27, 2008 at 11:52 am
hahah! that is brilliant! …did you know that the tissue in your throat and in your vagina is exactly the same? and they are the only two places that particular tissue grows? so at some point as a zygote your throat and your vagina are probably connected. weird eh?
Argentum said,
May 27, 2008 at 8:50 pm
@megan–maybe that’s explains why I’m trying to get women’s throat’s pregnant all across the land.
@Athena–Dont kid yourself, the naughty bits are the least intelligent part of the body. They forever make bad decisions.
Athena said,
May 29, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Argentum - I agree, the naughty bits make bad decisions - which is why my throat feels swollen.