Conversation with Andymay while shoe shopping;
Andymay: I really like these sandals but they aren’t comfortable. Cute but not comfy.
Me: I always make that mistake with shoes – I keep thinking, “they’re so cute! I bet they will GET comfortable.” Then I’m in pain but I keep reminding myself – they will get comfortable they will get comfortable they will get comfortable…hey come to think of it – I have that problem with men too….
Andymay: Maybe I can’t find sandals because I’m too picky.
Me: There is NOTHING wrong with that. There are three things women should be super picky about. Shoes. Men. And Chocolate. Well…
Andymay: Good point. I think you should take your own advice especially about the second one and (you-know-who).
Me: DOH! Aw, crap.
Earlier when we were getting pedicures….
Andymay: There are so many colors! How do you choose a toenail polish?
Me: You wanna know how I pick my toenail polish? I ask myself what color would look nice on my toes when my foot is in his mouth.
After a few hours doing girly things with Andymay and spending some quality time catching up I realize now why everyone thinks I’m such a horn dog. It seems everything I talk about returns and relates directly to boys. Damnit.
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